Trapped In The Closet Chapter 6

Believe it or not, I just started laughing
Shaking my head, and just kept on laughing
Thinking about all the things I had been through that day
Then she cries, "What, what have you got that smile upon your face?"

Then I laughed out, said "Thinking about all the things that I've been through"
She wipes her nose and sniggers, and laughs out, "I've been through it too"
Then I start laughing again, and she starts laughing more then
Next thing you know, we both are cracking up on the floor
She laughs out, "I can't believe this idiot really answered my phone"

Meanwhile, Twan just got outta prison and he's on his way home
And she yells "Baby, I'm sorry for all the lies and all the bullshit"
Then I say, "Girl, just wait 'til I tell you all the drama that I've been dealing with"
She laughs, "I wanna hear it all"
Then I laughed and said "Baby, first of all
I got a hangover, been trapped in a closet
Slept with, who knows, threatened to kill a pastor"

She says "What?"
"Baby, this is no lie, he had a lover turns out to be a gay guy"
She says, "Damn, you've been through a lot of shit, plus I got a ticket"
Meanwhile, the policeman he turns around
Just out of concern comes back to the house

Then he pulls up in the driveway
My cars parked crooked with the lights on
Then he goes around the back way
He hear the dogs barking like something's wrong

He gets to the back door and discover it's been broken in
He looks around, pulls his gun out, then proceeds in
Meanwhile, we're laughing and laughing and laughing
But from his perspective, he thinks somebody's crying
He gets closer to the bedroom and he would swear
That somebody was coughing and sighing

Meanwhile, we're in the bedroom laughing
As I'm trying to continue to explain
She yells out, "Sylvester, you're killing me"
Said, "I swear that it went that way"
Then next thing you know he bust up in the room said
"Motherfucker freeze!"
And then I looked back up at him and said "Wait you're that damn police!"

Then she screams, "Baby, I mean James," she says "Everything is cool"
And then he yells, "Gwendolyn, I got this
I know you're sick and tired of this fool"
Then I stood up, start walking toward him screaming
"Man, get out my house!"
Then he yells, "Freeze!" She screamed, "Please!"
And I pulled my Berretta out
She cried out "Sylvester, please don't!"
Visions of him making love to her

He said, "Man, put the gun on the floor"
I can't stop thinking about him and her
I slowly put the gun down, and then I put my hands up
He winked at me and smiled, and that is when I went nuts
Hopped all over him, grabbed the gun, she's screaming, "Settle down!"
Going all around both handling the gun, then all of a sudden, pow