They Say That In The Army

They say that in the army the coffee's mighty fine
It looks like muddy water and tastes like turpentine
They say that in the army the chow's mighty fine (who said that?)
A chicken jumped off the table and started marking time

Oh Lord, I wanna go
But they won't let me go
Home, hey!

They say that in the army the pay is mighty fine
They give you a hundred dollars and take back 99
They say that in the army, the women are mighty fine (who said that?)
They look like Freddy Krueger and walk like Frankenstein

Oh Lord, I wanna go
But they won't let me go
Home, hey!

They say that in the army the meat is mighty fine
Last night we had ten puppies, this morning only nine
They say that in the army the beds are mighty fine (who said that?)
But how the hell should I know? I've never slept in mine

Oh Lord, I wanna go
But they won't let me go
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