Drunk As A Skunk

Well I'm drunk as a skunk and I don't give a fuck

I like to drink, and I like to unwind
I like to drink with my friends and have a good time
I'm on an alcohol-only diet
I can drink beer faster than you can buy it

All my girlfriends keep walking out on me
'Cause every time I take them out it's to the ABC
I ain't never held a job for more then a month
I don't call in sick, I call in drunk

There's nothing like drinking a beer while you're pissing
If you've never been drunk you don't know what you're missing
I like gagging and heaving and throwing up
I'm drunk as a skunk and I don't give a fuck

I don't care what I say or do
When I've had a few beers and a shot or two
I'm about tore up from the floor up
I'm drunk as a skunk and I don't give a fuck

I like slurring my words when I talk
I like it when people have to help me walk
I like to get drunk and I like to get loud
Look here, motherfucker, I'm drunk and I'm proud

I like to get drunk and embarrass myself
I like to get drunk and be obnoxious as hell
I like getting drunk in public, and getting locked up
I'm drunk as a skunk, and I don't give a fuck

I don't care what I say or do
When I've had a few beers or a shot or two
I'm about tore up, from the floor up
I'm drunk as a skunk and I don't give a fuck
Drunk

Well I woke up this morning and I drank all day
I got a drinkin' problem and I like it that way
I'm so damn drunk that I can't see
I'm just about as fucked up as fucked up can be
My doctor tells me I need to quit
I got a liver like a river but I don't give a shit
It'll kill me one day, but I don't give a fuck
'Cause when I die I'm going to be happy and drunk

I don't care what I say or do
When I've had a few beers or a shot or two
I'm about tore up, from the floor up
I'm drunk as a skunk and I don't give a fuck
I'm drunk as a skunk and I don't give a fuck