Why Can'T This Be Easy
Red Vox
3:28(Bap) Scurry through the streets looking for an old bagel They don't need an invite for a seat down at the table A piece of pastrami, half eaten wonton Living in a bar, playing karaoke songs Chewing on a sludge filled Boston creme donut They don't give a fuck, and they're making sure you know it Fighting with a pigeon for a piece of rotten cheese Waiting on the train down at Christopher Street Garbage bag, rats eat pizza slices Garbage can (garbage can), rats, they understand Garbage Land, ripped in fucked up places Garbage plan (it's a garbage plan), they don't give a damn Jumping out the trash like a rodent clown car Filling up the streets like a drum of spilled tar Little Italy, all the way to Greenwich village They stalk at night, they steal, they fucking pillage Upper class rats with a feather in their cap A cardboard castle with a moat and mouse traps A slice from Joe's or a pork soup dumpling A gift from the dumpster and it's fit for a rat king Garbage bag, rats eat pizza slices Garbage can, rats, they understand Garbage Land, ripped in fucked up places (keep it going) Garbage plan (how does anyone live here anymore?), they don't give a damn Couldn't pay the rent 'cause the prices started hiking And now the MTA approved congestion pricing The rats had to leave 'cause they couldn't pay their taxes And New York City became a ghost town Brooklyn, from the Bronx, all the way to Staten Island They didn't stay long, but not from lack of trying They hopped a trash barge to Newark, New Jersey They tried to start a plague, but they ended up with scurvy Garbage bag, rats eat pizza slices Garbage can (garbage cans), rats, they understand (understand) Garbage Land, ripped in fucked up places Garbage plan (what a garbage plan), they don't give a damn (uh oh) Garbage bag, rats eat pizza slices Garbage can, rats, they understand Garbage Land, ripped in fucked up places Garbage plan, they don't give a damn