Bartender Song (Sittin' At A Bar) (Alt/Rock Mix)

Bartender, I really did it this time
Broke my parole to have a good time
When I got home, it was 6 AM
The door was locked, so I kicked it in
She was trippin' on the bills
I think she was high on some pills
She threw my shit out into the yard
Then she called me a bum and slapped me real hard
And in my drunken stupor
I did what I should've never done
Now I'm sittin' here, talkin' to you
Drunk and on the run

I'm sittin' at a bar on the inside
Waitin' for my ride on the outside
She stole my heart in the trailer park
So I jacked the keys to her fuckin' car
And crashed that piece of shit
Then stepped away

You know, Mo, I'll probably get ten years
So just give me beers 'til they get here
Yeah, I know the sun is comin' up
And y'all are probably gettin' ready for closin' up
But I'm tryin' to drown my soul
I'm tired of this life on the dirt road
And everything that I love is gone
And I'm tired of hangin' on

I'm sittin' at a bar on the inside
Waitin' for my ride on the outside
She stole my heart in the trailer park
So I jacked the keys to her fuckin' car
And crashed that piece of shit
Then stepped away

Guess it was meant to be, romance is misery, so much for memories
And now I am headed to the penitentiary, see me on TV
The next cop series, I am a danger
I guess I should'a did something about my anger
But I'll never learn real things I don't concern
I pour kerosene on everything I love and watch it burn
I know it's my fault, but I wasn't happy it was over
She threw a fit, so I crashed that piece of shit Nova

And now I'm goin' back again
Back to the pen to see my friends
And when we all pile out that county van
They're gonna ask me where I've been

I'm sittin' at a bar on the inside
Waitin' for my ride on the outside
She stole my heart in the trailer park
So I jacked the keys to her fuckin' car
And crashed that piece of shit
Then stepped away

Na, na, na, na-na-na-na
Na, na, na, na-na-na-na, na
Na-na-na, na-na-na-na-na
Na-na-na, na-na-na-na-na

Well, I'm sittin' at a bar on the inside
And I'm waitin' for my ride on the outside
You know I crashed that piece of shit
Then I stepped away
Yeah, I stepped away
You know I crashed that piece of shit
And then I stepped away