The Rain In Spain

Quit, Professor Higgins!
Quit, Professor Higgins!
Hear our plea
Or payday we will quit, Professor Higgins!
Ay not I
O not Ow
Pounding pounding in our brain
Ay not I
O not Ow
Don't say "Rine," say "Rain"
The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain!
The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain!
Again
The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain!
I think she's got it, I think she's got it
The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain!
By George, she's got it! By George, she's got it!
Now, once again where does it rain?
On the plain! On the plain!
And where's that soggy plain?
In Spain! In Spain!
The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain!
The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain!
In Hartford, Hereford, and Hampshire...?
Hurricanes hardly happen
How kind of you to let me come!
Now once again, where does it rain?
On the plain! On the plain!
And where's that blasted plain?
In Spain! In Spain!
The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain!
The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain!