The Tiki, Tiki, Tiki Room (From "The Enchanted Tiki Room")

Ohh
My siestas are getting shorter and shorter
Oh, look at all the people
Welcome to Walt Disney's Enchanted Tiki Room
Hey Michael, mi amigo, pay attention it's showtime
So it is, and what darling people I have sitting under me
Pierre, you rascal, you let's put on the show

Mon ami, I am always ready, as you say, to put on the show
Oh pardon madame, that whistle was for my good friend Fritz
Ach du lieber, I almost fell out of mine upper perch
Glad to see you all aboard, or ashore or wherever you are
Mine goodness you're all staring at us, we better start to show rolling
Wait, wait, we forgot to wake up the glee club
Olé, olé, it's showtime

In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room
In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room
All the birds sing words and the flowers croon
In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room

Welcome to our tropical hideaway
You lucky people, you
If we weren't in, the show starting right away
We'd be the audience too (all together)

In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room
In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room
All the birds sing words and the flowers croon
In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room

I sing so beautiful, I should sing solo
Si, so low we can't hear you
My voice may not be so marvelous
But my profile is out of this world

Jawohl, but the trouble is it's not far enough out of this world
Isn't that right heir Schmidt, oh I see Schmidt has no hair
Mi amigos stop the clucking, you sound like a bunch of old hens
There's a lot of birds waiting to go on, for instance

The boys in the back are called macaws
Because of their claws?
No, because they're macaws
And our fine feathered friend is a jolly toucan
And two can sound better than one toucan can

The bird of paradise is an elegant bird
It likes to be seen, and it loves to be heard
Most little birdies will fly away
But the tiki room birds are here every day

In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room
In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room
All the birds sing words and the flowers croon
In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room

Our show is delightful, we hope you agree
We hope that it fills you with pleasure and glee
Because if we don't make you feel like that
We're gonna wind up on a lady's hat

In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room
In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room
All the birds sing words and the flowers croon
In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room

Our magnificent production is yet to come
So strum the guitar, and beat the drum
We've been a hit, and we know you adore us
So come on and join us in another chorus

In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room
In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room
(A little softer) All the birds sing the words and the flowers croon
In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room

(A little louder) In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room
In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room
All the birds sing the words and the flowers croon
In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room