I'M A Good Boy Now

Don't get drunk all the time
Don't take drugs, least not mine
People tell me that I'm a good boy now
Don't talk dirty in a crowd
I don't bark, not out loud
People tellin' me that I'm a good boy now

I'm a decent citizen, real regular guy
Respected in all walks of life
And here's the reason why

I don't run around, don't womanize
Stay at home most Tuesday nights
People tell me that I'm a good boy now

I'm a decent citizen, real regular guy
Respected in all walks of life
And here's the reason why

I don't make gestures with my fingers
Don't say (whistle) in front of spinsters
People tell me that I'm a good boy now
Don't cause trouble, no more fights
Bears don't shit and fleas don't bite
People tellin' me that I'm a good boy now
Oh, people tell me that I'm a good boy now
I said people tell me that I'm a good boy
I'm a good boy now

I'm a good boy now
I'm a good boy now
I'm a good boy