Bachelorette Party
Ron White
4:09So, I have-, had the weirdest things happen to me I was at a party the other day And I was talking to a friend of mine that I hadn't seen in a couple o' years And a guy walks up to us, right? That he knows that I don't know And while we're having this conversation, he stops and introduces me to this fella And I'm not paying attention, which I'm usually not And I go to shake the guy's hand And while I'm shaking his hand I realize it's not really a hand, it's uh It's got two little pieces of something here with like a web between And then nothing right there, and then a little stump and a web back there It's a flipper No offense, if you have a flipper But if you do, don't you feel some obligation to warn somebody? Especially if you know they're not paying attention, you know? I mean anything, like, "Watch it, it's a flipper!" 'Cause I end up accidentally hurting the guy's feelings, you know? I'm like, "Oh yeah, nice to meet you, what is that? A fucking flipper?" And you feel bad I'll touch his flipper, I just got to see it first I got to get ready for the flipper Can't be shocking me with the flipper there, buddy