Bulldog

Hey Mr. Bulldog, why so sad?
You take a dump, I pick it up in a bag
And even though sometimes you drive me m-m-mad
You're the best damn dog that I ever had, c'mon

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Oh, one of these days I'm gonna find a new lover
My bulldog don't cry, no, he doesn't even bother
I come walking through the front door late at night
My bulldog doesn't cry, doesn't put up a fight, no

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You don't care
Let the people stare
You just do your thing
Do it everywhere
C'mon!
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Alright ladies and gentleman
I'm about to show you a trick that
I learned in November 1994 (Aw yeah!)
This one's called "Take a deep fucking breath when I say go"
You ready? (Yeah!)
Go!
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Yeah!
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Mr. Bulldog, I just want you
I don't need no Chihuahuahua-wohoo
I carry you around forever and ever
And I'm gonna to stop loving you, never

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My bulldog
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Give it to me one more time
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Bulldog!

Yeah!
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