The Two Handed Knife Game

Oh, I bet I can stab my fingers better than you
'Cause five finger fillet is something I like to do
And if you think that you can beat me, give it a try
But if you hit your fingers, then you'll probably die

Oh, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, I'm picking up the speed
And if I hit my fingers, then my hand will start to bleed