Hairdresser

I want to be a hairdresser
Cut everybody's hair
I'll amuse you, I'll seduce you
With my savoir-faire
La la la la la, la la la la la
La la la la la, la la la la la

What magic shall I weave today
While you say your prayers?
I'll enthuse you, I'll reduce you
To a pile of hair
La la la la la, la la la la la
La la la la la, la la la la la
La la la la la, la la la la la, oh yes, tu vas voir
La la la la la, la la la la la

My customers, they all have names and I know them too
Tatiana Dunlop, Christopher Isherwood and of course Zisou
Yes, of course Zisou

Everybody ought to have the perfect haircut
You can have it 'cause I can give it to you
You'll be so lucky with your brand new hair
When you walk out of my salon without remembering a single thing
In your underwear

I want to be a sailor, sail the seven seas
I lure you into my captain's lair
I tie you to my captain's chair
And then I cut your hair, I cut your hair

I'll reduce you to a pile of hair
I want to be a sailor, sail the seven seas
I lure you into my captain's lair
I tie you to my captain's chair