Call Acab

Thank god for the cops
Who else is gonna show up and murder my neighbor's dog?
Who else is gonna write a report when you get assaulted?
Show up at the scene of the crime, take a couple pictures and then
Accuse you of lying

We love the cops, who wouldn't ever lie on the stand
If you can't do the time you shouldn't have got that tan
We understand they're trained to be afraid of the sun
So they should definitely be allowed to shoot anyone

We love the cops, stop resisting
Try thanking him for his service
Gotta be nice, you wouldn't like him when he's sad
Starin' down a barrel, why are you so nervous?

If I got mugged, I'd just Call ACAB
Call ACAB
Call ACAB
If I got mugged, I'd just Call ACAB

Give it up for the cops
40 percent'll put you on a shirt just for getting lost
Turn the blue lights on and cut the body-cameras off
Detaining and tasing blind folks for lookin' at him wrong
It's fine as long as he's doin' his job
Was that the cops who took an hour to open a door that was never locked?

400 to one just ain't good enough, it's tough
Remember the words of Martin Luther King
"When you're marching in the streets, try not to break anything"

We love the cops, stop resisting
Try thanking him for his service
Gotta be nice, you wouldn't like him when he's sad
Starin' down a barrel, why are you so nervous?

If I got mugged, I'd just Call ACAB
Call ACAB
Call ACAB
If I got mugged, I'd just Call ACAB

Thank god for the cops, stop resisting
Try thanking him for his service
Gotta be nice, you wouldn't like him when he's sad
Starin' down a barrel
Why are you so nervous?

If I got mugged, I'd Call ACAB
Call ACAB
Call ACAB
If I got mugged, I'd Call ACAB