I Can Do That

I watched a stare go pitter pat
Said, "I can do that, I can do that"
Knew every step right off the bat
I said, "I can do that, yeah, I can do that"
You see, one morning Sis won't go to her dance class
So I grabbed her shoes and tights and all
But my foot's too small, so
I stuffed her shoes with extra socks
Run seven blocks in nothing flat
Hell, I can do that, yeah, I can do that
One morning my Sis won't go to her dance class
I grabbed her shoes and tights and all
But my foot's too small, so
I got to class and had it made and so I stayed
I mean the rest of my life, all thanks to Sis
Now I'm married and fat, haha, I can do this
If a stare can do that, then I can do that
If Kelly does this, then I can do that