Adult

I used to hope one day I'd be rich
But now I'm happy if I have somewhere to sit
Used to get drunk and wake up feelin' refreshed
But now I have a drink and can't get out of bed

'Cause it finally hurts bein' hungover
But it's still not worse than bein' sober

Bein' an adult is fuckin' hard
I'm still holdin' on to my mom's credit card
No one ever told me growin' up gets kinda lonely
Bein' an adult is fuckin' hard

I used to think by now I'd be a mom
Just turned 26 and I can barely feed my dog
I used to put down a Big Mac and some fries
Now just the thought of it will go straight to my thighs

Guess my body's finally movin' slower
I'm regrettin' that tattoo on my shoulder

Bein' an adult is fuckin' hard
I'm still holdin' on to my mom's credit card
No one ever told me growin' up gets kinda lonely
Bein' an adult is fuckin' hard
It's fuckin' hard, yeah

Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh
I never thought I'd grow up so fast
But I'm hopin' the best comes last

Bein' an adult is fuckin' hard
I'm still holdin' on to my mom's credit card (my mom's credit card)
No one ever told me growin' up gets kinda lonely
Bein' an adult is fuckin' hard (fuckin' hard)
It's fuckin' hard (oh)
It's fuckin' hard (oh-oh, yeah)

I never thought I'd grow up so fast
But I'm hopin' the best comes last