Magazine Love

You don't love me
You love magazines
You don't love me
You love magazines

Those glossy pages they go to your head
You like to turn them alone in your bed

You don't love me
You love magazines
You don't love me
You love magazines

There's sixteen reasons why I'm not in vogue
I can't compete with your tiger beat
Why don't you jet me to your precious family circle

You don't love me
You love magazines
You don't love me
You love magazines

Is this Apartment House Wrestling?
Another Mad Saga
My Fate has been sealed to a Modern Bride
Was it Fact or Fantasy, Simplicity Patterns?

You don't love me
You love magazines
You don't love me
You love magazines

It's an ebony midnight
And I'm all alone
You've got time on your hands
And I'm out of circulation

You don't love me
You love magazines
You don't love me
You love magazines

Here's my story
It's sad but true
You cancelled my subscription
No more love from you

You don't love
Me
You love
Magazines
You don't love
Me
You love
Magazines

You don't love me
You love magazines
You don't love me
You love magazines
You don't love me
You love magazines
You don't love me
You love magazines