Hey Diana

Diana, what a drag it is being young
I wanna be older and gray
Feeding ducks and walking the mall could be fun
It'll be okay

Hey Diana
That could be us
That could be you and me
Hey Diana
That could be us

Gigantic bifocals and a cardigan my
I'd really cut a figure out there
Waking up at four eating dinner at five
Oh we just don't care

Hey Diana
That could be us
That could be you and me
Hey Diana
That could be us
Living on love, Ensure, and tea

Oh a little lumbago and cataracts
Seem a very small price
Darling wouldn't it be nice

Hey Diana
That could be us
That could be you and me
Hey Diana
That could be us

Hey Diana
That could be us
That could be you and me
Hey Diana
That could be us
Living on love, Ensure, and tea