Never Been In Love

I've never been in love
I haven't got the time or inclination
In any format or configuration
I've really never been in love

Not when I've seen the stars above
Or when the night is still, the moon is shining
And all the planets seem to be aligning
No sir, I've never been in love

I might've been a little drunk
I might've been a little melancholy
It's not as though I was a monk
But no, I've never been in love

I might've been a little off
Under the weather from a bad tamale
Maybe a sniffle and a cough
But I've never, ever, ever been in love

I just got something in my eye
You can't say that was love
Come on, is this something you want to argue?
'Cause we're already halfway into Part Two
Now try to listen to me once more

One, Two Three, Four

I've never been in love
What is this, some kind of ridiculous test?
Why would I lie? And aren't you sick of this yet?
I've simply never been in love

I might've spoken off the cuff
I might've been a little idiotic
Mistakes were made
Well, fair enough
That doesn't mean I was in love

God damn!
Who among us hasn't had a little fun?
The way you're picking at it's so neurotic
So listen, pal, I think we're done
For the last time
I've never been in love