Bitcoin Dealer

He's drowning mules in the mule tank
He's selling bitcoin to your kids
Medical bills down to your toes
Selling high and buying low
Giving your kids a gambling addiction
You've never seen such a devilish affliction
Tried therapy, you even gave him weed
You didn't know its a banker that he needs
And if there was a creeper in the night
Lurk about in his trench coat
You didn't know he was with your little Timmy
Trading a shitcoin for a boat

He's selling to the highest bid
He's selling crypto to your kid
He's got an agent putting out a feeler
And now you're calling him the bitcoin dealer

You're freaking out, lost all of your money
You're putting out an APB
Authorities are never getting nearer
They think you made up the bitcoin dealer
You're not afraid of the naysayers
You know eventually he'll break
You've got a plan to find the criminal
And all the money you will take

He's selling to the highest bid
He's selling crypto to your kid
He's got an agent putting out a feeler
And now you're calling him the bitcoin dealer

He's drowning mules in the mule tank
He's selling bitcoin to your kids
Hospital bills down to your toes
You're selling high and buying low
Giving your kids a gambling addiction
You've never seen such a devilish affliction
Tried therapy, you even gave him weed
You didn't know its some crypto that he needs
And if there was a creeper in the night
Lurk about in his trench coat
You didn't know he was with your little Timmy
Trading a shitcoin for a boat

He's selling to the highest bid
He's selling crypto to your kid
He's got an agent putting out a feeler
And now you're calling him the bitcoin dealer