Céilídh Cowboy

I am a céilídh cowboy 
I'm a stranger in this town 
You should hear your women 
Squeal with joy 
When I get their knickers down 
I'll dance them and romance them 
Til they're nearly out of breath 
Then when I taken them out for air 
I'll fuck them half to death 

Been sitting on a fridge 
Close to the edge 
Running out of coke 
And dying for a poke 
Don't lock up your wives 
And daughters 
Don't lock up your cats and dogs 
I came down here 
With my feet all bare 
And I sleep in a hollow log 

Yippee I oh 
Yippee I ay 
Yodle odle ee 
Yodle odle ay 
Yodle odle odle ay 

My name is Father Emmett 
I've been banished from my home 
'cause all the women loved me 
And I always had the bone 
I could play the concertina, guitar, bouzouki and cittern 
When I dance the Siege of Ennis 
The floor beneath me starts to burn 

For a jar or two just get me through 
I'll do a turn for you ... 
And absolve you too 

I'll take care of your missus 
All night long the whole night through 
While you jump on that young one 
Over there 
That's making eyes at you