Acorn Brown

I'm a little acorn brown
Lying on that cold, cold ground
Everybody steps on me
That is why I'm cracked, you see
I'm a nut
I'm a nut
I'm a nut, I'm a nut, I'm a nut
Call myself on the telephone
Just to see if I'm at home
Ask myself out on a date
Not any later than half past eight
I'm a nut
I'm a nut
I'm a nut, I'm a nut, I'm a nut
I just think that I am grand
Go to the movies and hold my hand
I put my arm around my waist
If I get too fresh, I slap my face
I'm a nut
I'm a nut
I'm a nut, I'm a nut, I'm a nut