Movements

We're eating baileys and ice dream on my bed
But there's one thing I haven't told you yet
And it's I'm lactose intolerant
Yeah I'm lactose intolerant
My heart skips a beat when you touch my hand
But I'm afraid that I will ruin this beautiful moment
With my bowel movements

I've made you my wife and together we will rule 
This little cave we built last night
So please excuse me while I leave
I've got something to release
And it's a beast 
They're my bowel movements

And I hope that you will stay 
even though the wind might blow your way 
Yeah I hope that you can stay 
Even though the wind might blow your way

My bowel movements