Classic Narcissist

Call me out to lunch
But I don't say much
And I knew it
'Cause you just need someone
To have your words fall on
And it's always about you

And your big plans
For your big what's-nexts
And I just sit there
A potential sounding board
If you would listen
But why would you listen
If you already know what's best

So I don't say much
I just write a song instead

'Cause you're a classic narcissist
Know you can't resist
If you think this song is
About you
Then you're a classic narcissist
Well, if the shoe fits
If you think this song is
About you
Then you're a

Over-sharer, life-despairer
So intellectual, they'll never get it though
Put up every single thought online
Cause they matter
Yeah, they matter

All your big plans
And your big what's-nexts
And I just sit there
Thinking we were friends
But you don't want friends
Just enablers of your behavior
So you toss me aside

'Cause you're a classic narcissist
Know you can't resist
If you think this song is
About you
Then you're a classic narcissist
Well, if the shoe fits
If you think this song is
About you
Then you're a

You ask me "how are you?"
With your ears closed
You ask me what I think
When you don't really want to know
And as you grow more and more self-absorbed
Bet you spare not a thought for me
When you can't climb over me

And then you'll chalk it all up to
Outgrowing our friendship
We've got nothing in common
Yeah? How would you know when
You never really ever let me speak

You talk shit about people
Then get close when you need them
God, I really believed you
When you said we were friends
Oh, you said we were friends

But you're just a
Classic narcissist
Know you can't resist
You're a
Classic narcissist
If you think this song is
About you
Then you're a