Samurai Badass

Once when i walked into a pub,

Son what you wanna drink?

I said how about a brew,

And make that 2,

Oh and you can keep the change!



A man drove in, in a motorcar,

He seemed to be no good!.

He was loud and dumb

With a loaded gun

And next to me he stood,



He was big and fat with teeth of gold,

Shot into the air,

He said hey there jack,

Put the money in the sack

Ill put a bullet in your head.



I maybe standing on my own,

But im a badass to the bone,

And when a beer is in my hand,

You better run away.



Lager Lager Lager Lager Lager Lag*HIC* 



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He said, hey jack got a lot of gutts,

But this is the last chance,

So i drank my beer,

And smacked him in the ear,

With the beer mug in my hand,



He fell down to ground with a bang,

And he reached around for his piece 

I pulled my samurai sword,

And his gutts i tore,

And threw him in the street.



I maybe standing on my own,

But im a badass to the bone,

And when a beer is in my hand,

You better run away.



Lager Lager Lager Lager Lager lager la*hic*



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And saw his friend right across the street,

Took out a gun a kept it pointed at me,

And then i swore, On my samurai sword,

That ill kill the man, and bring him to end,

I ran to the left and flanked to the right,

He missed both times and i was outta sight,

I cut him in the face, i cut him in the neck,

I split him in half right accross his chest,

HAHAAAA



I maybe standing on my own,

But im a badass to the bone,

And when a beer is in my hand,

You better run away.