Big Legged Woman (Live At The S.E.R.P.E.N.T. Festival)

I love the tip, I love the top
I love you better than a hog loves slop

'Cause you're a big legged woman
With a short, short miniskirt, oh yeah
Promise me, darlin'
You'll never make me feel like dirt

Do you have the vine goes around the stump?
You are mine, call it sugar lump

'Cause you're a big legged woman
With a short, short miniskirt
Promise me, darlin'
You'll never make me feel like dirt
Alright, oh

I've told you once, I've told you twice
We go together like fried beans and rice

'Cause you're a big legged woman
With a short, short miniskirt, oh yes
Promise me, darlin'
You'll never make me feel like dirt, whoo!

Ashes to ashes and dust to dust
You mess with my woman
I'm gonna hurt you first

'Cause she's a big legged woman
With a short, short miniskirt, oh yeah
Promise me, darlin'
You'll never make me feel like dirt

I love my big legged woman
I love my big legged woman
I love my big legged woman
I love my big legged woman

She's alright, she's alright
She's alright, she's alright
She's alright, she's alright
She's alright, she's alright, she's alright, she's alright

Big legged woman
She, she, she, she
She, she, she

Oh, big legged woman
We're so happy you're here tonight, ladies and gentlemen, at Slash's Blues Ball
We're gonna give you a little history what happened here
A long, long time ago
We had a little band, me and my friend there on bass guitar
We used to play this little club in Los Angeles called "The Baked Potato"
And Tuesday nights, this gentlemen is fine
Gentleman right here used to come in and say, "Can I sit with you guys?"
And the rest was history
And this is the song that we started it all with