If God Is Real, Then Heaven Is A Club

Mop the floor, tens the board
If they don't like us then, oops, ignore
Pump stilettos, kick the doors
They don't make girls like this no more
Like this, like this
Not like that, but like this

I am the shutdown
Someone get my drink, I want it now, now, n-now, now
Turn my music up, I want it loud, loud, l-loud, loud
Turn my music up, I want it loud, loud, l-loud, loud
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
Hail Mary, full of grace, give me strength to give good face

Oh, we came here to glow, we came here to dance
If God is real, then heaven is a show
A place where we go to throw up our hands
If God is real, then Heaven is a club (club)
Club (club), club (club)
If God is real, then Heaven is a club
Club, club
If God is real, then Heaven is a club
(Club, club, club, club, club, club, club)

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
I only pray to Madonna
I'm on my knees for Ga-Gaga
Oh, my God, oh, my God
Keep a cross around my throat
Drop it low, low, low, low, low
I'm so unique, they call me Snow
Oh, my God, oh my God

I am the shutdown
Someone get my drink, I want it now, now, n-now, now
Turn my music up, I want it loud, loud, l-loud, loud
Turn my music up, I want it loud, loud, l-loud, loud
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
Hail Mary, full of grace, give me strength to give good face

Oh, we came here to glow, we came here to dance
If God is real, then heaven is a show
A place where we go to throw up our hands
If God is real, then Heaven is a club (club)
Club (club), club (club)
If God is real, then Heaven is a club (club)
Club (club), club (club)
If God is real, then Heaven is a club

If God is real, then Heaven is a club
If God is real, then Heaven is a club