I'Ve Never Been High

Thrill rides and places
Wide open spaces
Laid in a bed
Such harmless novelties
Where's the forgetting?
Where's the regretting
Of lurid acts that never came to be?

I've never been high
Never been high
Never been high
I've never been high
Never been high
Never been high

If I could buy it
Maybe I'd try it
But my connections
Aren't what they once were
Paint me a picture
Read me some scripture
Maybe I should have
Stuck it out with her

I've never been high
Never been high
Never been high
I've never been high
Never been high
Never been high

I've never
I've never
I've never
I've never
Never been high
I've never
I've never been high
Never been high
Never been high

I've never been high
I've never been high
I've never been high
I've never been high
I've never
I've never
I've never
I've never
I've never
I've never
I've never
I've never
I've never
I've never

I've never been high
Never been high
Never been high
I've never been high
Never been high
Never been high

I've celebrated
Birthdays and waited
Waited and waited
Tomorrow's just a tease
Then I'll be something
Then I'll mean something
Look, there's a camera
Smile and say "Cheese"

I've never been high
Never been high
Never been high
I've never been high
Never been high
Never been high
I've never been high
Never been high
Never been high
I've never been high
Never been high
Never been high
I've never been high
Never been high
Never been high
I've never been high
Never been high
Never been high