The Chocolate Button (Feat. Richard Neil)

He used to be a happy man, 
My Grandad used to smile
At everyone and everything, 
So happy all the while.
But now he just stares into space, so Moody and so quiet
Since Grandma went to weight watchers And put him on a diet! 
I think I know just what he needs 
His sadness to unblock,
’Cos deep inside this Button Box
I found a bit of…

Choc, choc, choc, choc, choc chocolate
Choc, choc, choc, choc, choc chocolate
Choc, choc, choc, choc, choc chocolate
Choc, choc, choc, choc, choc chocolate

Grandma says you shouldn’t eat so much, 
Cut back just a touch on sweets,
But we know you can’t resist a snack 
And behind her back you cheat!

We know about the toffees in the shed 
And the fudge that’s in the roof
The chocolate in your sock drawer 
Has all melted,
And we have got the proof! 

Just imagine Granny if she knew 
What’s behind the loo upstairs! 
Grandad you must know we’d never tell - 
We want some as well...
Let’s share!

We know about the toffees in the shed 
And the fudge that’s in the roof
The chocolate in your sock drawer 
Has all melted,
And we have got the proof! 

Peanut brittle and coconut ice, 
Honeycomb candy, custard slice. 
Bonbons, sherbert, Turkish delight,
Chocolate cake in the middle of the night.
Choc with nuts and chocolate whip,
Choc with raisins, chocolate dip.
Aniseed, gobstoppers, toffee divine:
Everybody eat some – 
Hey where’s mine? Choc!!