Pirates (Live) [Dialogue]

Rabbit: Say, how many of you like the ocean?
Show of hands!
It's pretty wet, huh?
Well, how many of you like fishing- that's right NOBODY.
Because fishing is BORING.
Spine: Oh, I don't know Rabbit, it can be relaxing for some people.
Rabbit: But how many of y-y-y-y-y-y-you like fighting skeleton pirates on the back of killer whales?! Ahh!
Well I know a guy who do-does that for a living.
Jon: Ooh, is it me?
Rabbit: No, it's not you Jon.
Jon: Oh.
Rabbit: You don't have your sea legs for such an endeavor.
Gotta trade in those B-legs!
Spine: Ah, that was a pun.
Rabbit: That was a pun!
It's only the greatest sailor that ever set sail- Captain Albert Alexander!
...You have no idea who he is, do you?
Well let me explain.
He's kinda like if you took The Hulk, and The Spider-Man...
And somehow mutated them together into one entity.
Spine: Oh, I love The Amazing Incredible Spider-Hulk.
Jon: I didn't know you could do that.
Spine: Yeah, it's called a hybrid.
Rabbit: Well, Captain Albert Alexander would totally beat that guy in an arm-wrestling match. Chyah!
Jon: Say what?
Rabbit: I'm just sayin'.
Jon: Say what?
Rabbit: I'm just sayin'.
Jon: Say what?