The Story Of Persephone
Stephen Fry
13:32If the Greek myths agree about one thing, it is the foolish Recklessness of challenging the gods. Arachne thought she was A better weaver than the goddess Athene, and was turned into A spider for her impudence. Few were punished as severely as The satyr Marsyas, whose story should be a warning to us all Mortal humans were not the only beings capable of exhibiting Excessive pride. The goddess Athena's injured self-regard led Indirectly, to the downfall of a conceited satyr called Marsyas It all began when Athena proudly invented a new Musical instrument, which she named the aulos There was one problem with this splendid instrument. Whenever Athena Played it, gorgeous as the music that emerged undoubtedly was It elicited from her fellow Olympians nothing but roars of laughter There was no way for Athena to get a good sound from it without Blowing so hard that her cheeks bulged. To see this goddess The very personification of dignity, going all pink and swelling Up like a bullfrog was more than her disrespectful family could Take without howling out loud. Wise as Athena was, and free For the most part, of affectation and conceit, she was not Entirely without vanity and could not bear to be mocked. After Three attempts to win the gods over with the mellifluous sounds of Her new instrument, she cursed it and cast it down from Olympus The aulos fell to earth in Asia Minor, in the kingdom of Phrygia Near the source of the Maeander River, whose winding course Lends its name to all mazy wandering streams, where it was Picked up by a satyr called Marsyas. As a follower of Dionysus Marsyas was gifted with curiosity, as well as many more Disreputable traits. He dusted the aulos off and blew into it A small peep was the only result. He laughed and scratched At the tickling buzz in his lips. He puffed and blew hard Again until a long, loud musical note was produced. This Was fun. He went on his way blowing and blowing until he Could, after a surprisingly short time, play a real tune Within a month or two, his fame had spread around all of Asia Minor And Greece. He became celebrated as Marsyas the Musical, whose skill On the aulos could make trees dance and stones sing. He revelled in The fame and adulation that his musicianship brought. Like all satyrs , He required little more than wine, women and song to make him happy And his mastery of the third ensured a ready supply of the other two One evening, the fire crackling, Maenads at his feet, gazing Up adoringly at him, he called drunkenly to the heavens "Hey there! Apollo! You! God of the lyre! You think You're so musical! I bet if there were a compition . A compention... a condition... what's the word?" "Competition?" suggested a drowsy Maenad "One of them, yes! If there was a... what she said... I'd Win! Easy! Hands down! Anyone can strum a lute. Boring! But my pipes! My pipes beat your strings any day! So there!" The next day, Marsyas set off with his many followers to Lake Aulocrine. They had arranged to meet other satyrs there for A great feast, at which Marsyas would play wild Corybantic Dances of his own composition. Piping and dancing, he led his Followers in a merry trail of music, until he turned a corner To find his way blocked by a dazzling and disturbing spectacle In the meadow, a stage had been erected, on which sat the Nine Muses in a broad semicircle. At the centre of the stage, lute in Hand, stood Apollo, a grim smile playing on his beautiful lips "Well, Marsyas," said Apollo. "Are you Ready to put your brave words to the test?" "Words? What words?" Marsyas had forgotten his drunken boast of the night before. " If there was a competition between me and Apollo," you said, "I would Beat him hands down." Now is your chance to find out if that is true The Muses themselves have travelled from Parnassus To hear us and judge. Their word is final B-b-but I...! Are you, or are you not a finer musician than I? B-but... but I... Marcius heard behind him a murmur of doubt from his Followers, and the flames of his pride flared up again In a fair contest, I can certainly outplay you! In a fair contest, he declared with a burst Of bravado, I can certainly outplay you Apollo's smile widened Excellent. Join me up on the stage here. I shall start Here is a little air. See if you can reply to it Apollo turned to the jury of Muses Sweet sisters, it is not for me to say: it is of course for You to decide. To whom do you award the palm of victory? They can't be impartial! They're your aunts or your stepsisters or Some such incestuous thing! They are Family! They will never dare to... Hush, Marsyas, pleaded a Maenad Don't listen to him, great god Apollo, urged another He's hysterical. He's good and honorable. He means well It did not take the Muses long to confer and to announce the results We unanimously declare, said Euterpe, that Apollo is the winner Apollo bowed and smiled sweetly. But what he did next might make You forever think less of this golden and beautiful god, the Melodious Apollo of reason, charm, and harmony. He took Marsyas . And flayed the skin off him. There is no nice way of saying it To punish him for his hubris in daring to challenge an Olympian He peeled the skin from the living body of the screaming satyr . And hung it on a pine tree as a lesson and warning to all