Closing

You've been great, really
I wanna thank each and every one of you for coming by
I keep doing this

So I guess I'll get ramblin' now
'Cause I'm a ramblin' guy, got a lot of important things to do
You kiddin' a guy like me without important things to do?
What time does TV go off?
No, I can't be doing this seriously
I've got a show to do a little later so

I gotta get ramblin', you've been great and you know
You've got to laugh once a day and that's why I feel proud
To be up here as a semi-professional comedian
Providing laughs in this way, laugh once a day
Because a day without sunshine is like night

I guess I'll get going now, and I would like to remind you
Of something the great Maharishi Guru taught me over 15 years ago
Maharishi was a close personal friend of mine
And I studied with him for 15 long, long, boring years

I didn't really learn that much
The day I was leaving, the Maharishi said something to me I've never forgotten
Whenever there's a crowd of people like this, I always like to pass it on
'Cause I'll bet a day hasn't gone by, I haven't thought of this particular thing

The Maharishi said
"Always -," wait, it was "Never"
"Always take a litter bag in your car
It doesn't take up much room, if it gets full
You can just toss it out the door"

Thank you very much
Good night
Thank you
Steve Martin