A Beer Won'T Bitch

Well, I can knock back one or 12
Have a good time all by myself
I don't need nobody around to tell me how to live
She called me six times out on the lake
Said she'd had all she can take
And if I didn't get home now, she was gonna be pissed
Yeah, so I pop the top and I took me a sip

Because a beer won't bitch when I'm hangin' with my buddies
Out on the lake or in a field gettin' muddy
At a bar stool on a Friday night
Holdin' hands with a cold Bud Light
And if I get home and she's packed all her shit
At least a beer won't bitch

Well, I called in to work today after one hell of a yesterday
My head's still poundin', Lord knows I'm tired
Boss man said, "Fourth time this month
This is your last warnin', son
If you don't make it in today, then boy, you're fired"
Yes, so I hung up the phone and thought, "Man, what a prick"

At least a beer won't bitch when I'm hangin' with my buddies
Out on the lake or in a field gettin' muddy
At a bar stool on a Friday night
Holdin' hands with a cold Bud Light
At the end of the day, it is what it is
At least a beer won't bitch

At least a beer won't bitch when I'm hangin' with my buddies
Out on the lake or in a field gettin' muddy
At a bar stool on a Friday night
Holdin' hands with a cold Bud Light
At the end of the day, it is what it is
Yeah, at the end of the day, it is what it is
At least a beer won't bitch

At least a beer won't bitch