How To Be A Pirate (Live In Stuttgart)

So you wanna be pirate - YEAH 
Not sure what you must do 
Than listen close and stand up straight 
cause I got something for you. 
Well first you need a parrot 
And a lumby bumby crew 
then get a pistol and get a sword 
Some nice old cannons too 
 
And then you steal the ship 
- or whatever there may be 
So going on for treasures 
and soon you'll see... 
 
Wooden barque through the endless sea 
Tons of rum bring the booze to me 
we're on a ship to the winds we bow 
All renegades we'll overthrow 
Wooden barque through the endless sea 
Tons of rum bring the booze to me 
My fate reveals in sail and keel 
For this my friend is how to be a pirate 
 
You have a hook of gold 
Where once your bloody hand's been 
And if yer basterds being bold I'll haunt you till the endscene 
Waggons are for cowards and horses for the weak 
A sail aboveanawoodenbarque 
is all I need 
 
Wooden barque through the endless sea 
Tons of rum bring the booze to me 
we're on a ship to the winds we bow 
All renegades we'll overthrow 
Wooden barque through the endless sea 
Tons of rum bring the booze to me 
My fate reveals in sail and keel 
For this my friend is how to be a pirate 
 
Ascended from rigger 
Now a nautic master 

Dagger and trigger 
Are my deathcry-caster 
 
Wooden barque through the endless sea 
Tons of rum bring the booze to me 
we're on a ship to the winds we bow 
All renegades we'll overthrow 
Wooden bark through the endless sea 
Tons of rum bring the booze to me 
My fate reveals in sail and keel 
For this my friend is how to be a how to be a how to be