How To Be A Pirate

So you want to be a pirate (yeah)
Not sure what you must do
Then listen close and stand up straight
'Cause I got something for you

Well first you need a parrot
And a lumby bumby crew
Then get a pistol and get a sword

Some nice old cannons too
And then you steal the ship
Or whatever there may be
So going on for treasures
And soon you'll see

Wooden barque through the endless sea
Tons of rum - bring the booze to me
We're on a ship to the winds we bow
All renegades we'll overthrow
Wooden barque through the endless sea
Tons of rum - bring the booze to me
My fate revealed in sail and keel
For this my friend is how to be a pirate

You have a hook of gold
Where once your bloody hand's been
And if you basterds being bold
I'll haunt you till the endscene

Waggons are for cowards
And horses for the weak
A sail above a wooden barque
Is all I need

Wooden barque through the endless sea
Tons of rum - bring the booze to me
We're on a ship to the winds we bow
All renegades we'll overthrow
Wooden barque through the endless sea
Tons of rum - bring the booze to me
My fate revealed in sail and keel
For this my friend is how to be a pirate

Ascended from rigger
Now a nautic master
Dagger and trigger
Are my Deathcry-Caster

Ascended from rigger
Now a nautic master
Dagger and trigger
Are my Deathcry-Caster

Wooden barque through the endless sea
Tons of rum - bring the booze to me
We're on a ship to the winds we bow
All renegades we'll overthrow
Wooden barque through the endless sea
Tons of rum - bring the booze to me
My fate revealed in sail and keel
For this my friend is how to be a
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