Naval Hitchhike (Calm Seas Version)

Six years ago in a land i call home 
I drank too much ale and i bet i could roam 
To far away lands and be back in a year 
With nothing on me but a bag and rapier 
 
The first part was simple, a friend picked me up 
We stopped on an island, he owed me a buck, 
Provided supplies and the path lay down bright 
And the mood was so high until then came the night 
 
So I'm waiting and waiting a ship hits the shore 
again it's just pirates or cutthroats and more 
But i'm longing for home so i'm joining the scrubs 
Let me tell you my friend: 
Naval hitchhiking sucks 
 
Seven days later my courage was lost 
Had desperately searched all my luggage's slots 
For now I am wasted and willing to starve 
and I am embracing the pitiful smart 
 
The first part was simple now what a mistake 
We stopped on an island no way to escape 
Used all the supplies and no mast and no flag 
had appeared on the shore so I ate my own leg 
 
So I'm waiting and waiting a ship hits the shore 
again it's just pirates or cutthroats or more 
But i'm longing for home so i'm joining the scrubs 
Let me tell you my friend: 
Naval hitchhiking sucks 
 
So I'm waiting and waiting a ship hits the shore 
again it's just pirates or cutthroats or more 
But i'm longing for home so i'm joining the scrubs 
Let me tell you my friend: 
Naval hitchhiking sucks