Sick World (Feat. Sewuese)

Ladies and gentlemen
Hello, but in Spanish that's au revoir, auf wiedersehen
That's the wrong way around
Okay then, auf wiedersehen, au revoir
You see there are three types of people in this world
People that can count and people that can't
And with this in mind, I'm gonna present to you
The only one who counts, Sway
Take it away Sway

Hello everybody, I'm Sway
Welcome to my world
I'm coming to you from the same place as the Spice Girls
But I don't flippin' sit around sipping tea
I rap more than Santa Claus on Christmas Eve
And when I show up, the crowd stares in disbelief
And the host drops the mic and kisses his teeth
I'm the reason some of these A&R's are crying
Cause their MDs are screaming down the phone
Why the hell haven't we signed him?
Some of these rappers need reminding
They ain't half on my level
Mike was even in Australia on flying
But keep trying
You only live once
So if you ain't living it up
You ain't living, you're dying

Sick world, that's all up in my mind
I don't know what is wrong
I don't know what is right, no, no
This world, that's going on inside
Don't know who to kick out
Or who I should invite, oh no

Hey mate, Sway
What do you wanna do mate?
Wanna put it on the barbie?
Or put it in the barbie?
Barbie, barbie, barbie
Barbie Brown

One day, I wanna be bigger than Peter Andre
Or bigger than the
Bigger than the willy shown in Any Given Sunday
Selling units in Amsterdam, Sweden and Francais
The other day me and my enemy was beefing
So I hit him in the face with a baseball bat and he was bleeding
Somebody asked why I did it, I said I didn't
I was swinging it and you know bats, they didn't see him
I'm going to America like Slick Rick and Floetry
To show everybody my big bollocks and British poetry
But if I flop I'll just come back in disguise
Tie a British flag over my face so no one knows it's me

Sick world, that's all up in my mind
I don't know what is wrong
I don't know what is right, no, no
This world, that's going on inside
Don't know who to kick out
Or who I should invite, oh no

Hey Sway, foolish boy
What is this you are doing?
This is nonsense, nonsense o
I didn't swim all the way from Ghana for this o
No way

From the day I was born I've been torn between two worlds
My imagination and normal
Got bored of watching horror films and porn
That's my mind conjured up thoughts abnormal
Trapped in a world I made that ain't mine
You can't see it all in a day, it takes time
Come visit my living room of lyrics and you'll find
There's a picture of my future and my frame of mind
You see me, I got too much CDs and watch too much TV
One day my teacher asked me what I wanna be
At parents evening and I replied "I want to be a tree"
He laughed but then my mum started cussing me in P
Those were the days the ladies never wanted me
Like "eugh, like Derek's like as ugly as can be"
Cause my teeth wasn't exactly straight
Know what I mean gov?
Like me and the dentist wasn't exactly mates
So for about a year I had to wear a flipping brace
Feeling like a punk for 350 days
Then I took off my braces, got baring braces
Now if a chick don't like me she's racist

Sick world, that's all up in my mind
I don't know what is wrong
I don't know what is right, no, no
This world, that's going on inside
Don't know who to kick out
Or who I should invite, oh no
Sick world, that's all up in my mind
I don't know what is wrong
I don't know what is right, no, no
This world, that's going on inside
Don't know who to kick out
Or who I should invite, oh no

It's a sick world
It's a sick world
It's a sick world
It's a sick world