Guy At The Liquor Store
Tall Boy Special
4:17It's a... Surprise Surprise Sunrise The world is waking up right before his eyes It's been happening lately It's driving him wild It's 2:40 in the morning and he's wondering why Burnt oranges and golds Tiny fire in the distance. The sun a hatching chick Tap tapping on its shell. The birds sing the morning chorus They're not vocally warmed up yet YOU SOUND LIKE TRASH, BIRDS! YOU'RE TRASH, BIRDS! It's a... Surprise Surprise Sunrise He googles "what's with the sun?" and gets no results It's been happening lately It's driving him wild. He doesn't live in Alaska so this shouldn't be happening. The whole cul-de-sac stands crying in their PJs Except for the old man just sittin' on his porch The sprinklers say we can't start cause "we haven't made the water" The paper boy throws papers that say "no news yet" And the garbagemen go Uhm... Should we just start now? The rooster smokes a cig Puts the red glove on his head And says, "Um uh, is anyone planning on doing a coffee run?" My neighbor Dale is in his underwear and says "HEY! This is BS! I might have an interview today And if i don't get my 12 hours i get angry! HEY! You won't like me when I'm angry!" It's a... surprise Surprise Sunrise Dale is super big, he's a former Marine. In my daughters room now An she's wide awake My baby Sophie Moon She's more magic than a Surprise Surprise sunrise Before she was born The old man on his porch said "Kids become your whole world Get ready to be tired. It's the greatest!" Surprise Surprise Sunrise Sophie starts to shut her eyes Then the sun begins to sink. Dale goes back inside the old man looks at me and winks. Then the boys sing! She's a Small Girl Special Put your binky's to the moon To Sophie Moon! She's a special small girl And her name is Sophie Moon. She loves her mama! Shut the window too hard Sophie is startled awake And the sun shocks back in the sky! Dale bursts through his screendoor Then he trips on the worm and Little Sophie Moon starts to cry! Then it starts to rain "HEY! MY UNDERWEARS ARE SOAKED! NOW WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO WEAR TO THIS INTERVIEW I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE!!!!" It's a... surprise Surprise Sunrise He's now seeing the world through his daughter's eyes It's been happening lately She drives me wild. It's 2:40 in the morning Sophie you're my sunshine