Deadpool Rap

Deadpool
Deadpool
Deadpool

They call me Deadpool, I'm hella fast
Came to merc the bad guys, and get some ass
Got blades for days, got guns galore
Got combo moves, evades and more
With bear traps and hand grenades
Pull the pistol like a maniac right in your face
Poppin' off caps, leave a trail of guts
Sittin' on my chair, scratchin' my nuts

Don't stop when I shoot, full auto is on
Your ass is grass, and I'm mowin' the lawn
Hot lead to the head, and I won't stop
Whatcha crew gonna do when I hack and chop?
All these bitches are prima donnas
I stuff my face with chimichangas
Tacos and beers, always keepin' it loose
Hang on for a minute while I'm droppin' a deuce

Deadpool
Sexy motherfucker (Deadpool)
Deadpool (Captain Deadpool)
Nah, just Deadpool

Merc with a mouth, I can't die
One foot in the grave, but I'm still alive
Try to kill me? I'll just revive
Then I'll put another bullet right between your eyes
I'm dangerous, feelin' reckless
Squeeze your neck like I was a necklace
Jump, flip and leave 'em headless
I like my guns all big like Texas

Hey goons, thugs, and bosses
Guess what? I brought Colossus
Time's up, better count your losses
Kickin' that ass as my girlfriend watches
Run away, you know that I'll chase
Every bad guy, put 'em right in their place
Revenge, I'm gonna give you a taste
I'm sexy as hell, but I cover my face

About to take you all to school with guns and knives (Deadpool)
Tellin' jokes and breaking the rules, I came for the tacos (Deadpool)
Playin' with the ladies and my family jewels to bust a nut (Deadpool)
'Bout to throw down with all these fools, so come and get some

Bring the noise, I'll bring the pain, ha
Kickin' ass and takin' names
Payback time, I'm not playin' games
These superpowers are feelin' strange
I move like a freakin' ninja
Hand to hand, you know I'll end ya
Got two swords, now I'll avenge ya
I don't care if I offend ya

Listen up, I got somethin' to say
That's right, I run my mouth all day
Step up, take a blood bath
Now you're tryna run and it's makin' me laugh
Ha, ha, ha, where you gonna go to?
Tryin' hide but you know that I'll find you
Tippy-toe, sneakin' up behind you
I'm Deadpool, do I have to remind you?

Regenerate because it's cool when I fall off a ledge (Deadpool)
The crazy-ass guards all lookin' to duel so click, click, boom! (Deadpool)
I don't believe in the golden rule, I came to get laid (Deadpool)
Note to the ladies, I'm not a tool, I'm a sexy motherfucker

Sexy motherfucker
Sexy motherfucker
Sexy motherfucker
Sexy motherfucker
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Deadpool
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