He Is A Tejano

Whoo-hoo!
This is a story of a Texas boy
On his first trip to México
Play it, Flaco

Took some time to mess around
Went down to Guadalajara town
Pretty soon ended up in Lake Chapala

Wouldn't you know, it happened to me
Prettiest girl I ever see
Said, "I'll take you home to meet my mother"

Was a fiesta in the town
People came from miles around
She said, "Have her home at siete"

Then we danced 'til quarter to two
I didn't know just what to do
I can still hear her when she say

He is a Tejano
And he speak no Mexicano
He is a Tejano
And he speak no Mexicano

Whoo
Whoo-hoo!
I'm Texas dude

Pretty soon it's time to go
Back to Texas and do a show
She said, "Mister, please take me with you"

"Yeah, I hear it sure is great
Back there in the States
Back on your rancho in San Antonio"

Felt her brothers closing in
They said "Gringo, better tell her when"
As I come down the stairs and down a backstreet

Barely made the board on time
Oh man, she sure was fine
I can still hear her when she say

He is a Tejano
And he speak no Mexicano
He is a Tejano
And he speak no Mexicano

He is a Tejano
And no hable Mexicano
He is a Tejano
He no hable Mexicano

Yeah, he's a Tejano, alright (he is a Tejano)
Yeah, I know, listen in
Uno, dos, tres, quatro, cinco (and he speak no Mexicano)
Mucho libre, uno más
¿Qué pasó? (He is a Tejano)
¿Qué pasó? I heard that before
He speak no Mexicano
Taco brothers, where are you?
He is a Tejano