Grow Up Tomorrow

I'll grow up tomorrow
After I throw up tomorrow
Then I'll give you back the money I borrowed
Oh honey, but until then, can I borrow a ten?
Buy some shots for my girlfriends, oh no

God, I think I lost my cellphone
Don't know how I'm gonna find my way home
To my basement apartment
Tell myself I'm an artist
But I'm really just a piece of shit, oh

I can't do my taxes
It's a write-off, oh, whatever that is
Haven't done my laundry in a million weeks
But I'm feeling so chic
With my thong inside out, let's go out

All of my friends are finding success
And buying a house and buying a couch
And I'm just sleeping in 'til I go out

One, two
I'll grow up tomorrow
After I throw up tomorrow
Then I'll give you back the money I borrowed
Oh honey, but until then, can I borrow a ten?
Buy some shots for my girlfriends, oh no

God, I think I lost my cellphone
Don't know how I'm gonna find my way home
To my basement apartment
Tell myself I'm an artist
But I'm really just a piece of shit, oh

Don't have my driver's license (these guys are show-offs)
They're bragging that they got it
Why don't you pick me up at four
Drive me to the liquor store?
I could buy you something fun
'Cause you're not even 21, let's go out!

All of my friends are finding success
And buying a house, and buying a couch
And I'm just sleeping in 'til I go out

One, two
I'll grow up tomorrow
After I throw up tomorrow
Then I'll give you back the money I borrowed
Oh honey, but until then, can I borrow a ten?
Buy some shots for my girlfriends, oh no

God, I think I lost my cellphone
Don't know how I'm gonna find my way home
To my basement apartment
Tell myself I'm an artist
But I'm really just a piece of shit (I'll grow up tomorrow)

Don't know how I'm gonna find my way home
To my basement apartment
Tell myself I'm an artist
But I'm really just a piece of shit