Three Wise Guys

Allow me to present Your Lordship
With a gift
One king to another, oh!

With my king-sized brain
I understand that we cannot show up here empty-handed
Things are given to a king
By other kings
(Like us)

We magi are three wise guys
We'll bring the finest
Herbs our royal wealth can buy

Myrrh is the cure
It's the treatment de jour
To procure some relief from insomnia
With a sprinkle, a dabble
Your nightmares skedaddle
Can even curb megalomania
Sleep through any plight

With just one dose at night
Thanks to myrrh
If you've got an affliction
And money to spend
Myrrh is your new best friend
(Ha! Ha! Oh no, no)

Such a mighty king
Should not be bothered
With the myrrh he brings
There's something stronger
Please, allow us to proceed
Your Majesty

We magi are three wise guys
We bring the best essential oils we can buy

Frankincense is all you need
If you need to decrease
Daily stress or anxiety
And with one application
Reduce inflammation
It's all the rage in Roman therapy
You will be impressed with all the benefits of frankincense
If you've got an affliction and money to spend
Frankincense makes more sense

Gold
Gold is the only thing worthy for royalty

We'll map out a course all together, of course
And then search the whole world land for divinity
We have other mothers, but we've become brothers
While following this ancient prophecy

Melchior, Gaspar
And even Balthazar
Will follow that star

'Cause where there's a King
That needs worshiping
You'll find three wise guys
He'll reign for ever and ever
He will reign forever and ever on high
Over three wise guys!

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