Don'T Ick My Yum (The M-52S Version)

If you wanna be-be my hun
Don't ick my yum
If you wanna just have some fun
Don't ick my yum
If you wanna
If-if-if-if-if-if you wanna
If-if-if-if-if-if you wanna be-be my hun
Don't ick my yum (don't dick my yum!)

M52s!
Here we go!

It's me, Kate Butch, let me in at your window
Might be thick, but don't call me a bimbo
Running up that hill just to wuther your heights
And I'll climb to the top like the ladder in your tights
Perfect, pretty, poised, whatever!
Grab a mic, and string a sentence together
Learnt how to rap and I'm doin' it incredibly
If you can't love yourself, go to therapy

My ick is all the girls who say they're bloody gorgeous
Their faces full of filler and their egos are enormous
Hiya, Ru, what you had for your tea?
Sausage and mash, yeah? Dead sexy
Mother's can't eat, well, that ain't it
'Cause I'm loving myself like a pig in- shhh!

I'll lay it out for you ahead of time
If you're trying to be mine

If you wanna be-be my hun
Don't ick my yum
If you wanna just have some fun
Don't ick my yum
If you wanna
If-if-if-if-if-if you wanna
If-if-if-if-if-if you wanna be-be my hun
Don't ick my yum (don't dick my yum!)

Terfs and Tories make me spew
There's no hate on my menu
Tolerance and self-respect
Loosen up my gag reflex
Five, six, seven, shablam!
I already ate, and I had ham
I want meat but I want it tender
Stew me slowly, I'll surrender

Time for a breakdown, go glue your lace down
Donny girl is here, take the race down
Carter is a starter
Slaying the game from Hull to Jakarta

Man, you give me the ick, you make me feel sick
The way you grab on my- unh!
Taking to this like Haddock to batter
Roses are white but black lives matter

I'll lay it out for you ahead of time
If you're trying to be mine

If you wanna be-be my hun
Don't ick my yum (c'mon)
If you wanna just have some fun
Don't ick my yum
If you wanna
If-if-if-if-if-if you wanna
If-if-if-if-if-if you wanna be-be my hun
Don't ick my yum (don't dick my yum!)

(Alright Bob's, how's it going?)
(Well, I'm alright!)

If you wanna be-be my hun
Don't ick my yum
If you wanna just have some fun (hiya!)
Don't ick my yum
If you wanna
If-if-if-if-if-if you wanna
If-if-if-if-if-if you wanna be-be my hun
Don't ick my yum (don't dick my yum!)

Come on!
Yeah!
Come on, everyone, it's time to hit the road
Let's ride! (Don't dick my yum!)