If I Didn'T Know Better

If I didn't know better
I'd hang my hat right there
If I didn't know better
I'd follow you up the stairs
Stop saying those sweet things
You know I like to hear
The horns are blowing louder
The bailiffs drawing near

Why do I keep drinking
Wasting my time on you?
If I didn't know better
But damn it, I do

There's a hole in what you're saying
I can plainly see
You've a lover that's waiting
But, baby, you're right here with me
Oh, you might as well be the devil
(Ooh) keeping me out past three
Well, you're the one with that apple
So baby you can't blame me

Oh, why don't you keep drinking?
Give me one night with you
If I didn't know better
But damn it, I do

Mm, baby, I do
Baby, you're right here with me
Sweet daddy, you know I do