How To Survive At Runway (Feat. Amy Di Bartolomeo, Matt Henry & Georgie Buckland)
The Devil Wears Prada Original West End Cast
3:53No worries, I get it, it's totally fine There's no need to apologize to me (no need?) You just, like, killed my dreams, so you could get ahead But hey! ND F-ing D (that's sarcasm) So go and kick your heels up In my first-class seat Pour one out for me In my luxury suite (whoa, that's hot) (I think you're really stressing her out) Bon voyage, toodle-loo Pick up those party passes, never meant for you Bon voyage, enjoy Paris I hope an uncut French guy gives you HPV Last night, I dreamt you got trampled by Taylor's entourage Oh, oh, oh, bon voyage (Whoop, time for your pills) (Remember, they work fast) oh, thank God Face it, Andy, you sold your soul The day you put on that first pair of Jimmy Choo's (I don't blame you for being mad) Yeah, well, I do blame you For everything Hot Nurse, get her out of here (but you heard her, field mouse) (Let's go) Doo-doo-doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo Doo-doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo Doo-doo-doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo Doo-doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo The thing that really makes me go ballistic (mm) The thing that makes me tear out my hair (mm-hm) Is the girl that will sit front row at Dior Is the girl who still pretends she doesn't care (I hate pretenders) The girl who didn't iron it (no, she didn't) The girl who wears flats (no, she doesn't) The girl who eats carbs (boo!) And saturated fats (oh, darling, those'll kill you) Oh, darling, do you promise? So Bon voyage, have so much fun On all the runways that you don't deserve to run Bon voyage, oh, pleasant trip Hey, hot nurse, I need another morphine drip Go and binge on green tea While you get a massage Oh, oh, oh, bon voyage I'm honestly impressed you had it in you, yeah (had it in you) I never would've guessed you had the guts (had the guts) You claim to be this feminist writer (the feminist scene) But turns out you bite your sisters in the butt So bon voyage (bon voyage), have a blast I hope you come back home in a body cast Bon voyage (bon voyage), be sure to write (be sure to write, mm) And don't forget, it should be me who's on that flight Surely soon you're gonna suffer from your own sabotage 'Cause I can see the ugly truth (ugly truth) That you cannot camouflage You're a traitor (traitor), you're a liar (liar) You want your gavage Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh-oh, bon voyage!