In Or Out (Pt. 1) (Feat. Vanessa Williams, Matt Henry, Georgie Buckland & Amy Di Bartolomeo)

It's been two weeks and she's still there
The new girl with the tragic hair
Those pleats in her skirt make my retinas hurt
Do you know her name?
Bitch, I don't care, she's so low on the ladder
She's practically the floor
'Til Miranda says you matter
You're basically decor
I'd trade all my pain for more cachet
Miranda can make or break us today

Are you on the pulse? Or have you lost your touch?
Are you all the rage or not so much?
Are you the hot new thing? Or do you got no clout?
Are you in or out? Baby, are you in or out?
Baby, are you in or out?

Good morning, Miranda
Confirm the car in Miami, then call the Four Seasons
And tell Marcel he better not put me at the table I had last time
Have the chef make the salad I'd like but without the frisee
And then tonight, go to James Holt's loft
Pick up the sketch of my gown for the ball
Make sure it is the only thing on my desk
When I return from the girls' recital tomorrow morning
That's all (yes, Miranda)

She's hung on for a month somehow
She kinda fixed her unibrow
A month isn't long, she's still totally wrong
But Miranda seems at peace (for now)

Are you on the pulse? Or have you lost your touch?
Are you all the rage or not so much?
Are you the hot new thing? Or do you got no clout?
Are you in or out? Baby, are you in or out?
Andy, are you in or out?

Um, excuse me, I'm looking for James Holt
Uh, that is him right there
Uh, is he always surrounded like that?
Pretty much
You want some liquid courage before making your approach?
I'm here to pick up something for Miranda Priestly
You're a Miranda girl
Or Andy

Got it
It's Christian (wait!)
You're not Christian Thompson
That's me (oh, my God! I thought you looked familiar)
Wait, you write for, like, every magazine I love
Right, so this is, like, your scene?
I guess it is now
Now, you wanna know something?

I bet you are the only person in this room
Who has read anything that I've written
No way (no, I'm pretty sure)
God, I actually reviewed your collection of essays for my college newspaper
So, you're a writer, too? You should send me your stuff, then
Yes?

Christian, who's your friend?
She's here to pick up something for Miranda
You're a Miranda girl? (Or Andy)
Okay, hold on a sec
You know, you will never survive Miranda
Yes, I know, I know. I don't look the part
No, no, that is not what I meant

Okay, Miranda girl, this is the sketch of a gown for the ball
Also, the centerpiece of my latest collection, so, top secret stuff
I'll guard it with my life
Oh, and, uh, tell her I'm sorry for the delay
I will, uhm, sorry, I have to take this
Good luck

Hi Miranda, I just picked up the sketch from James Holt's party
My flight has been canceled? Some absurd weather problem?
I need to get home tonight
The Twins recitals in the morning and I promised Stephen I would be there
Absolutely, let me see what I can do

Are you on the pulse? Or have you lost your touch?
Are you on the rage or not so much?

Finally, you must be starving
Hold on, hi, I'm trying to get a flight from my boss from Miami to New York tonight
I made you a grilled cheese (shh, shh)
What do you mean nothing's flying out?
What? A hurricane?
There's like eight bucks of Jarlsberg in there
Nate, seriously, if I don't get Miranda home tonight she's going to murder me
Yes, I will hold

It's almost 10 o'clock, why are you still working?
Because I don't have a choice, look-
Miranda, hi, I'm trying to get you a flight but no one's flying out because of the weather, so-
Uh, please, it's just, I don't know
Drizzling
Find anyone who has a jet
This is your job
Get! Me! Home!

Are you on your game or have you lost your touch?
The girl or the job or not so much?
Are you the hot new thing or is your spot in doubt?
Are you in or out? Andy, are you in or out?
Girl your time is running out

Oh, my God, I can't get her home
What does she expect you to do?
Call the National Guard and have her airlifted out of there?
Well of course not
Could I do that?