Nexium

In the beginning, I wrote with an ink composed of parts of
Me own blood. However, this would not make an acceptable
Carbon, so I acquired an electric typewriter. I am proud
To be able to present you with the first edition of me
Saga of eternal torment, profusely illustrated, titled...

Nah, ayo, no it ain't he
It's the skinny man shaped like a lowercase b
Pushed a minivan with the stowaway seats
He used to hearing three words, "Go away, creep"
Some bean curd, a scone and braised beets
For the insomnia that leave him prone to day sleep
At the brothel, nigga known to stay cheap
Don't want to pay an arm and a toe to spray skeet
Sheets, the devil plan a kill spree
That ensures posthumous love like Annabel Lee
Psh, say damn if you agree
Perhaps mull it over with some chamomile tea
You see? You can ask his trustee
Just never mind the scent that he bask in—musty
A hip hop in Nexium for three months
And still sober as day, but acid reflux free

Ayo, Brut cologne, along with accoutrement
Keep two poems and a suit in Rome
A new tooth made of chrome
Aloof from the youth, uncouth to the bone
Pen it, the vandals are demented
And for the last time, no, the candle's not scented
Panhandle, cause scandal up in the senate
Known to quote a rhyme, but he rambled when he read it
Dead it, you third 'em how we hate 'em
Who peep a new verbage and speak 'em verbatim
No birds were to date him
Never did occur that they slurred and degrade him
What you concur from the datum
Plot the raid, invade, absurd ultimatum
Observe, drop turd, then berate him
No superfluous words heard, then you fade him

If the market takes another slump, I know thousands and
Thousands of married men who will have to leave their
Sweethearts and go back to their wives. Nowadays, when a
Man walks into a hotel and requests a room on the nineteenth
Floor, the clerk asks him, "For sleeping or jumping?"