Slap That Bass

Slap that bass
Slap it till it's dizzy
Slap that bass
Keep the rhythm busy
Zoom, zoom, zoom
Misery has got to go
Slap that bass
Use it like a tonic
Slap that bass
Keep your field harmonic
Zoom, zoom, zoom
And the milk and honey will flow

Dictators would be better off
If they zoom, zoomed now and then
Today, you can tell that the happiest men
Baby, they all got rhythm
In which case, if you want to bubble
Slap that bass, slap away your trouble
Learn to zoom, zoom, zoom
Slap that bass, yeah, yeah
Slap that bass, slap that bass
Walk a while, yeah, yeah
Slap that bass, slap that bass
My, my

All you cats would be better off
If you slap, slap now and then
Today, you can tell that the happiest men
Mama, they all slap rhythm
In which case, slap that bass
Learn to zoom, zoom, zoom
Slap that bass, yes, yes

Slap that bass, slap it till it's dizzy
Slap that bass, keep the rhythm busy
Ah, my
Slap that bass, use it like a tonic
Slap that bass, keep your field harmonic
Yes, yes

Rit, skit, bop, baby
Do the grizoom, grizoom
Blue do, skid, baby
Do the half-time, daddy
Skip a little bit, do dit, do dit, do dit, say
Oh, baby

They all got rhythm
In which case, if you want to bubble
Slap that bass, slap away your trouble
Learn to zoom, zoom, zoom
Slap that bass
Smack on the face, yeah