'The Twins'
The Mechanisms
1:57In reality, of course, Jack was merely a boy gone to war too young Unable to cope with the realities, he turned to drink He rarely took shelter during bombardments Because he was too drunk to stand And it was his captain that slew the behemoth While Jack hid like a coward But heroes have been made out of less And in the end, he died well It was in this manner that the civil war raged on for thirty years The space pirate crew of the Aurora Known as the Mechanisms Had been watching all this time, fascinated For when you're immortal A good war is a very pleasant distraction, indeed But it was at this point they discovered something... interesting The Rose Reds were the most effective of the soldiers Created from Rose's genetic material, but they were not the first Rumours spoke of an early prototype, known as the Briar Rose That had malfunctioned and slain everyone on the desert moon of Briar Where she was being grown But she was not dead As the Mechanisms discovered Instead, she slept At the heart of the defence grid that surrounded New Constantinople The grid was composed of Thorn-class gun emplacements And was virtually impenetrable And in its centre, the Briar Rose slumbered Plugged into the system, her anger, her rage, her hatred and her fear Fueling the machines and focusing their gun turrets And this bothered Nastya, engineer of the Aurora So she went to the closest thing the ship had to a captain Myself, Jonny d'Ville "Jonny, we're not going to argue about this" "I don't understand it, Nastya We've been watching billions die for the last three decades And we've been having a great time!" "Yes, I know, I know" "And now you want to go white knight over a Science project with a broken snooze button? I don't buy it" "W-well, you see, Jonny That is because I have not been telling you the whole story It is, uh, not actually me who is complaining It is, uh, Aurora Our starship" "Fuck the ship!" "I do" "Ew!" "Anyway, Jonny, I am merely informing you out of courtesy Uh, you see, I've already told Brian to land the coordinates" "Brian!? That insubordinate piece of brass!" "Yes, yes, I know, and we are on our way" "Well. I suppose that there's no real danger For the ship or us" And it has been a while since we've had any really... good violence," "It has indeed" "Alright Let's go"