Irish Way (10 Year Version)

Was rolling out one evening
I came down too for long
I walked into a dimmed pub
And suddenly I saw
Her cheeks, they were so rosy
And golden was her hair
She had to be an Irish girl
She looks so goddamn fair

She took me by her lovely hand and whispered in my ear
"I'll guide you up to heaven if you order me a beer"
Seconds later I found myself beside this pretty lass
A wanting thought in my head and an ale in my glass

Hey dear, come on, won't you spend a night or two?
One for me and one for you
The truth is she will fill you up and just ask you to pay
But I drink my pint in safer thoughts, 'cause that's my Irish way

When I was a little drunk, I went to take a piss
When I came back, I saw two girls having a French kiss
The girls, they waved me nearer
Could this really be?
The Irish way is finally dawning on me

When we drank our final pint, the girls ask me to pay
They promised me to meet outside at lower castle's way
When they left, I took the bill, the girls have set me up
They left me with an empty purse and sick to the gut

Hey dear, come on, won't you spend a night or two?
One for me and one for you
The truth is she will fill you up and just ask you to pay
But I drink my pint in safer thoughts, 'cause that's my Irish way

Hey dear, come on, won't you spend a night or two?
One for me and one for you
The truth is she will fill you up and just ask you to pay
But I drink my pint in safer thoughts, 'cause that's my Irish way