Man (Opposable Thumb)

Wooh!

I'm being hassled by the man
The man
The man
The man

Man, that'll crush a killer with a thigh bone
Man, you call the cable, make a cozy home
Man, you need a rock 'n' roll singer
Man, you got a thumb and a finger

You got opposable thumb, opposable thumb, opposable thumb
I got one!, opposable thumb, opposable thumb, opposable thumb
Chill out, I got one
Yeah, 1973! (Post '76), ah

One time there was a man
I'll crush a killer with a rock
Man, ten million years until you talk
Man, you a gruncher and a moaner?
Man, all you can manage is a boner

And your opposable thumb, opposable thumb, opposable thumb
I got one!, opposable thumb, opposable thumb, opposable thumb
I got one

Man, you gotta learn to drive a big rig
Man, you lose your hair, you wear a tiny wig
Man, you got something against me
Man, you're gonna have to try and kill me

If you wanna be a man
If you wanna be a man
If you wanna be a man
If you wanna be a man
You gotta wanna be a man
You gotta wanna be a man
You gotta wanna be a man
You gotta wanna be a ma-a-a-an

I got one of those opposable thumbs